The Daily Soap

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Que deep announcer voice.... "Like the sand in anything but and totally not an hour glass because we want to avoid any intellectual law suits with a certain day time soap opera on TV, our the Dockets of our Court...

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Opening scene:

**Eight Justices sit at the overly expensive conference table.**

Justice Ginsburg stares out the window and she secretly ponders, "Will I lose my "touch" on this court? Will I be able to compete with the new threat?"

**The door opens; the eight justices stare as the air seems to fill with spice and heat that only one could bring into the conference with her very presence.

Ginsburg exclaims, "Sonia!"

Alito, "Sonia!"

Thomas, "Sonia!"

**To avoid Sonia seeing her "dart shooting" eyes, Justice Ginsburg quickly diverts her eyes to look out the window.

While passionately staring into the room, engulfed in random wind that is tossing her long, brunette hair, Sonia passionately exclaims, "Yes, it is I, Sonia, Sonia, Sonia Sotomayor!"

**Sonia salsas her way into the middle of the room**

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Announcer, "What will the new spicy Justice bring to this gridlocked Court. Find out next time on Dockets of our Court."

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